That highlight package was like watching SportsCenter as directed by David Lynch.

You are the Mother! of bloggers.

When we practiced the spike at the end of the game at the NFL level, basically everyone treats it as a normal spike the ball, except for one receiver with a route and the QB. That receiver is running the route no matter what, and then if the QB thinks he can get it (defender slow to react, receiver gets a step), he’ll…

Laura let me get this straight: a celebration during a clasico in la liga in April, when RM already has the title locked up = iconic

Marouane is a hell of a drug

David Luis makes the same face when the spirit of Jesus enters through his penishole.

What is it that I don’t understand about bones?

Taking light jabs at Alabama, Clemson, and sociology majors won’t earn Rosen any friends

I think I might be a Josh Rosen fan now. Any time you can savage Alabama and the bullshit hypocrisy of the cognitive dissonance that is the student-athlete, that gets an A-OK from me.

If this is true (and hell, it scans fine to me), then his greater dependence upon his teammates is something the holistic metrics should be able to capture as a difference between him and someone like Michael Jordan, no?

Albert —

There is so much about this:

I challenge you to write one soccer article under 500 words. Lauren Thiesen writes circles around you. You’re awful. This goes on and on and on and makes the same point 6 times.

Of Morata’s 15 goals, on 3 were against “quality” opponents (5. Villarreal, 6. Real Sociedad, 7. Athletic Bilbao). He had 0 goals against top 4 teams, and TBH, in La Liga, anyone below 5 is worthless. We’ll see how he does in a stronger league top to bottom.

Neymar is currently the world’s second-best player...

Agreed. That Spurs backline doesn’t look so rosy if Dier isn’t running around ending 50% of attacks before they get anywhere near the final third.

All other prospects impale in comparison.

The fact so many people dislike Russell Wesbrook absolutely baffles me. We have an athletic freak the likes of which we’ve only seen a handful of times in the league, and he really, really cares about winning. On top of that, he seems interesting and thoughtful, and dresses in ways you wish you could if you didn’t…