NorCal is as close to SoCal as Kushner is to Middle East peace.

Just giving more than the couple of positive comparisons from the article. Kobe was also raping at a much younger age than Durant who {checks notes} hasn’t raped anyone, so he’ll likely be fine.

I read this article and was completely convinced, yet when I got to the bottom I still clicked on a sponsored link to an article about how bad the bad-guy from Bloodsport has aged. I may be beyond help...

Do you think the torn quad had something to do with the prior major injury? These types of injuries tend to break the body down in other ways too. Kobe came back from this injury and looked like he was playing underwater, as a counter-example, and was three-plus years older at the time.

Could look like but didn’t/doesn’t work

I wish I had my original 3 hours back...so I could re-watch Battlefield Earth. 

But it’s much better than spending hundreds of dollars to go to Disneyland and then hanging out in line all day.

Don’t forget the hot nuts! I use my free towel on those...

Yup, these are their fans.

...and Anthony Davis.

This ^

“The swamp had enough, this is payback.” is also the title of Steve Bannon’s sex tape.

Tottenham should have won the game three times before Lloris puked up Liverpool’s game winner. But yeah, VvD did a good job making Sissoko shoot into the 20th row.

Spurs had three clean chances late before Lloris Spurs’d Tottenham. Sissoko, Delle and D. Rose also deserve their own Spurs’ing for this game.

“...conference that is WORSE this year than the East!”

Dollar for dollar on NBA trades...every GM and fan’s white whale.

Neymar is more Durant than Kyrie skill-wise, but very LeBron-ey with his strict belief in Flopism.

Morata had such a stellar start to his career with the Blues...

I see a lot of comments about the level of opponents in the first two games sans the Special Bus Driver, but as a ManU fan; they weren’t winning those games before with Mou. They would struggle to score one goal, park the bus, give up a goal or two and chase the game. Against bottom table teams. I haven’t been excited…