“...against Cardiff...Messi-like...”

Lance Armstrong is also partially nuts on this issue.

Nah, it was shit.

“What if instead, we have them meet eat Hitler as a baby?”

I thought what was going on with him was giving some Irish lass the clap and then her committing suicide. Maybe me observing this post changed the result.

All great passes, but KDB...he’s to football what Trump is to twitter beefs.

Tell me more about this brain fucking...

Go on...

Rakitic, Modric, Perisic...”inarguably inferior Croatia side.”

You daren’t.

Not sure anyone got this and I find that Ody.

{raises hand} The Comments section

Out the season before...

I didn’t watch the games and have never seen a basketball in my life, but what is the deal with that one call? Amirite??

Not this

Am I the only one who doesn’t know “...how people talk.”?

Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your landlord, MARVIN HARRISON! You know that money you owe me? Well listen to this...{hits with bat}.

You know who writes articles like this? The hole of an ass.

It’s not an Agrobacterium tumefaciens!

Avant-garde is for $^#*(@A’s