She only looks happy when there are children around.

Look at the way he’s shoved his neck fat into that shirt collar.

Good lord Melania’s dress is hideous. From the shiny print to the pattern to those horrible puffy sleeves. It looks like an 80s prom dress or like she’s going to a wedding in 1986. Her spray on tan and makeup are way to harsh and heavily applied. Just an awful look all the way around. Trump is such an insecure asshole…

Is Melania wearing Sheriff Clarke’s flair?

She’s listening to the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.

It’s the whole boob situation I think is particularly unfortunate. Like, they’re just squashed in there, uniboob style.

It’s like the worst “Caption this picture”

Of course you’re hanging out with POTUS, Donny, he’s your DAD!

If there was any justice in the world, she would be a wealthy widow by now

Perhaps Monsieur Trump would like a wayfarrrr thin mint?

Someone decided to blend the twee embellishments trend, the tea length trend, and the statement sleeves trend, and the Millenial pink trend to horrifying effect.

Those sleeves, though. It looks like she raided the closet of a 1980s night time soap actress.

It looks like it’s made from leftover Christmas wrapping paper.

He looks like a little boy who’s wearing his first suit.

She always dresses like an alien that is trying to fit in.

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

A portrait of the Trump marriage.

That doesn’t mean the word isn’t a racial slur though. Part of the reason Roma are characterized as being nomadic is because they’re usually not welcome to stay anywhere for any length of time. In many places in Europe today it’s still considered acceptable to discriminate against the Roma; as recently as 2009/2010…

The point being “gypsy” is a derogatory term for Romani people. Unfortunately, they have about as much of a public voice as Native Americans, so they’re never heard, and if they are, it’s by people degrading them and asking, “Why is it a problem *only now*”, because with most people, if they’ve never heard of a…