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You know honestly, I kind of like this? I’ve personally got too much going on in the shoulders and chest to pull off this silhouette, but I’m sorta digging it.

Oh god they all looked like Cheap Doll Clothes, aka a six-year-old’s idea of “fancy” — except the six-year-old would probably also have eschewed ivory or white for a gag-reflex-triggering shade of pink.

Oh man and I thought my experience was crazy. I did have a therapist tell me that I didn’t need therapy - just better friends and wanted to hang out, like go clubbing. This was after 3 months of weekly sessions. Common sense can’t be taught to everybody.

Her dress was fucking awful. She looked like a country bumpkin who’se mother had sewn her a dress for the hoedown.

I was just wishing it was a little easier to find parachute pants and square shoulder pads these days. Now excuse me while I go fetch my windbreaker and legwarmers...

“Capturing the energy of the 1980's”

There’s a lot I love about 80s fashion and I’m a die hard Dynasty fan but I still despise Diana’s wedding dress. It was ugly and tacky even back in the day. The same is true of at least 80% of wedding dresses at any given moment in time but I feel like between 1977 and 1994 it was probably closer to 90%.

You could totally use vodka in this!

He would lose his fucking mind. To him, being on television is the biggest best fucking deal on earth. If he were just...boring? He’d quit. The problem is he’d escalate first, like a 6-year-old who needs to make sure you can hear him screaming and will definitely follow you from room to room throwing a tantrum to make

I would add that one thing this article did do for me is make me resolve to have a movie night at home regularly. Dishes done, phone off, lights dim, snacks at-the-ready. Because one thing a theater has provided for me is a mostly distraction-free environment unlike my usual at home movie-watching habits. And I would

Why no intermission? They could sell more stuff to us. I’m surprised theaters haven’t pushed for this.

But an impeachment trial will be much better for ratings. 2017 was just a warm-up ratings wise.

So, I have to agree with reserved seating, and with recently renovated theaters that aren’t dirty/dingy/gross.

How fucking upset would he be if the media stopped covering every fucking single thing he said and did? That would be amazing. I know they have to report on the president, but it could be just the bare minimum, you know, about actual policy and what not. I would really, really love it if they would stop giving him the

I can’t remember ever seeing this degree of over the top mental illness in ANY public figure before. He is a cliche cartoon crazy person. It’s almost like he spent the last 20 years absorbing all the hyperbolic jokes about him, and decided that’s what he actually was.

I get a dark chuckle every time I hear that ‘he tells it like it is.’

As much as I absolutely despite this buffoon, I have to admit that he may have a point about the media - not that they are going to cover him favourably, but that his gong show of a presidency is like a car wreck that the media can’t ignore. During the election it made me so angry that he got so much coverage. If this

There are no non-hazardous chemicals, only non-hazardous doses. After all you are just a bunch of chemicals that got together and decided to be you for a while.

OK, the metaphor didn’t work, so let’s try an example. The LaRoche-Posay sunscreen that aced Consumer Reports’ tests gets a score of 7 (“scores poorly and is a bad choice”) from EWG. Its biggest flaws, according to EWG, are that it contains oxybenzone (which is actually fine) and that it has an SPF of more than 50