Grooming? Dog Park?

I have not found anything that beats Cover Girl Clump Crusher in the green tube. No clumps, no spider lashes. It works so much better for me than more expensive brands I have tried.

I keep coming back to Maybelline’s Full n Soft, and I’ve tried pretty much everything Sephora has to offer. That $6 mascara really performs.

So Australia *never* requires you to go native with a proper driver’s license? Interesting.

Right? They’re always the same length & ridiculously long. So annoying! It’s even worse than those hair commercials where there’s not a single fly away, so the hair just looks like a wig.

I have always wondered how makeup companies got away with that. It is SO obvious that the lash are fake. Show me what the mascara can REALLY do and I’ll buy it. For now, I’ll stick with my Maybelline Great Lash in the pink and green tube.

The best way to find something is to stop looking for it. I mean really stop. In fact throw yourself into looking for something else completely and totally. Forget about the first thing. Now here is the tricky thing. While you are looking for the 2nd thing you will find the 1st thing. At that moment and only then you…

The best way to never lose your stuff is to live alone. I am a creature of habit and if my things go missing, you can bet it’s Mr. Werner going squirrel and deciding everything needs to be moved from “where it’s always gone” to “where I would put it if I —oh, shiny!”

I suggested that for our cats too, but my wife gave me “the look.” Good thing I hadn’t yet had a chance to talk about the kids

I am the most organized person I know but still I lose stuff. It happens rarely but I’ve discovered if I can’t find something in 10 minutes it’s probably best to quit looking. If whatever it is doesn’t turn up that day, when I go to bed, I play a little head game I made up called “send the squirrel”.

High school in my town is a fallout shelter. Signs still up today for it......

I’ve never had an issue just saying “you have something in your teeth” or “your fly’s unzipped” or “you have some gunk on your face”, most of the time accompanied by a small gesture mimicking what to do. Straight-forward, nonchalant, not awkwardly beating around the bush.

**sniffle**

If the kid went back in time, why couldn’t he have stopped all this madness before it all started?

I only saw a part of this picture on another website and wondered why Spicer was reading a book to an 80-year-old Irishman. But yes, of the whole thing, this is most in the spirit of the thing.

That kid is the Easter resurrection -  of Spanky!

From what I’ve heard it was a lot of Obama holdover volunteers who just didn’t want to see the thing get fucked up, because Melania still hasn’t fully staffed the First Lady’s office.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”