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I’m 5'9", which is the average height for an American make across all races. I can’t exactly do the ones that involve the top of the frame in a standard door. If you include women this is useless for between half and three quarters of the population.

Leaving the articles without any change would be a disservice to anyone who gets to them from Google, I think. And I say this with love for one of my favorite blogs.

it’s all tainted. if he was a prosecuting attorney or judge, all his cases would need to be reviewed. if he was a defendant, all his testimony would be suspect because “reasonable doubt”. when in doubt, throw it out...! 🔚

Here’s what’s bullshit about pizza places. Pizza Hut is terrible with this. If I order just a plain pepperoni pizza, it has quite a bit of pepperoni on it. But if I add a topping, like sausage, then they don’t put on nearly as much pepperoni. If you get the meat lovers, there’s hardly any. So not only do they get that

I can never remember which one is Uday and which one is Qusay.

Melania is never going to endear herself to me, and I certainly am not overjoyed by the expense of her self-imposed exile, but I do think we need to acknowledge that she’s basically the only adult with any agency who is also trying to stay as far away from the coming implosion as possible. Tiffany may be blameless,

“Look, I get it, people are comforted by the thought of a progressive feminist in the White House,” says Bee, “To which I say, if you wanted that, you should have voted for it.”

Other than Tiffany and Baron who I don’t really blame for any of it (one because they don’t seem to be close to the Trump family and the other because he is 10) it just rotates for me to whoever I read about doing something horrible last.

I hate all of them except tiffany, she does nothing and everyone is shitting on her. Wth. Why?

who the hell is counting on ivanka?

How long ago? I’ve been to every Met fashion exhibit since the McQueen year (2011?). I time my yearly NYC trip around it, except for last year when I went a second time to see the Marilyn Minter exhibit at BAM... I went the weekend after the election and it was incredibly cathartic to see her work (and the Judy

I know, this is a huge picture and I’ve never figured out how to make them smaller, but I came back to say this is the BEST eraser I have ever used. Clean, cuttable for sharp edges, very little flotsam after you’ve erased, and they’re dirt cheap.

Those drawings are amazing. Kudos.

I never knew any of it, but my sister is smart about this stuff and showed me there is depth and value to it

It’s her I ordered the book for.


Everyone can squeeze in a 2 minute cool shower.

No sane person would actually wear those to the beach. Also, what’s with the super high 80's leg cut out? That barely looks good on photoshopped models, how is it supposed to look on us mortals?

Drew’s (slick brother who usually wears the suits) been dating that chick for over 5 years I think. Only reason I know he is getting married is because he has an IG that is shockingly Jonahtan-free. It’s mostly him and his lady or him on his own. I don’t think him and his brother are in an incestuous relationship at

This what we wore back in the late ‘50's for parties - it had a crinoline underneath and a hoop that was threaded into the hem of the crinoline. In those days when you went to a party you basically did nothing that required moving about - you sat there and tried to look composed and pretty. My mother and grandmother

You’re so right about fabrics. Fabrics from way back when weren’t the same as they are now. Sure, current fabrics are flimsier, but they’re also more comfortable to wear, and STRETCH. I, too, love cocktail dresses form the 50's, but you better not breathe too heavily, because those fabrics are not forgiving.

You really meant to say “not ideal for lying.”

You really meant to say “not ideal for lying.”