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Well on their way to a historic 0-82 season.

Sorry, it’d have to be bitcoin.

Bet you $5 they win at least one game this year.

If William still exists in this timeline, then he’s still off to another city with his mother and won’t be in contact with Oliver until he gets his video message on his 18th birthday. That was done for his safety. Why should they bring him up again now?

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

As a Ravens fan I really really want you to understand the depth of my sympathy. We tore a respected historic franchise with dedicated fans away and saw it replaced with a dead eyed imposter. No fan deserves what we put you through

This year’s life expectancy? The man’s 93 years old! If he croaks, it isn’t 2016's fault.

Is the ESPN fantasy app still down for anyone else?

Umpire kid’s baseball once, then tell me how much a piece of shit officials are. Parents/fans are the true morons.

Helmets don’t kill people. People kill people.

Seems plausible. I mean, OJ was just trying to stab his helmet when those people got in the way. It got blown out of proportion and basically ruined his life. As a result, years later when was innocently trying to commit armed robbery on his helmet, and some jerks just happened to be in his path, poor OJ ended up

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

this is a reasonable take, no sarcasm intended

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

I dunno man, there are plenty of societies that weren’t founded by the Puritans and I’m pretty sure that kind of behavior isn’t accepted in 99% of places.

“...it always has to come in jokes”

And these are probably the same people who complain on Facebook about the scourge of academic “safe spaces” and the “pussification” of today’s youth.

It's a good thing people this sensitive have blanket license to harass and murder the people complaining about this very fact.

The fact that you’re using the NCAA as a reference immediately makes me know that you don’t know anything about the NBA. You probably think the NBA should call guys diving for balls to be called travels as well right?