Nah. He blocked it before it hit backboard
Well, Cleveland, sometimes you gotta take a lot of figurative and literal dick punches before you make it. Congratulations.
An all-timer of a play. That’s fucking heat-seeking, he’s out of the frame most of the way. Jesus Christ.
*Meteor immediately smashes into Cleveland.
Cleveland is going to build a statue of LeBron the size of the statue of liberty.
“God damn it.”
Ayesha stole his take right out from under him.
LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69
I think the Warriors should have a DDP (Designated Dick Puncher) on the court with Draymond at all times. This person would shadow Draymond and if he gets the sense he’s about to punch/kick/knee someone’s junk, the guy just runs in and does it for him. Same result, yet it eliminates the possibility of Draymond being…
Is there any way you can order Draper to write something about last night’s game or he’s fired?
I would respond like so:
The mouthguard gif is great. It’s a whole new “Back. And to the left...Back. And to the left.” Only we have actual video.
In Soviet Russia takes issue burning hot you!
The Curry family has gone from best sports baby to most sports babies.
If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.
A friend recommended last night I do a Twitter search for “Steph Curry Cam Newton.” I don’t think I’ve regretted anything more.
No team has come back from 3-1 in the Finals.
Sometimes you just have to acknowledge greatness when it is evident by every rational measure; this is one of those times.
When reached for comment, James responded to this article by saying that he was the father of three kids and a man.