Wow. Looks gorgeous so far. Reggie’s throwing out some real fightin’ words about this Zelda so far. Hoping that everything looks great, watching with bated breath.. of the wild.

Setting wildfires? Pushing boulders on people? Link confirmed menace to society. Probably going to harass some birds and smash some pottery too.

hello mr basketball man please read this detailed examination of your many faults as both a human being and an athlete which i have detailed on this poster, to wit:

She’s complaining that information she admits is entirely useless is being hidden from her. You don’t see why that’s dumb? Because that’s fucking dumb.

Draymond Green has more balls than anybody. Who cares if they were once attached to other dudes?

Banking on the team up 3-1 to win in five or six? THE BOLDEST OF TAEKS.

What more do you expect? Lebron stepping over Draymond doesn’t warrant a flagrant. It's unsportsmanlike and deserves a tech, which he was given.

Good point. Real men who are disrespected get revenge by sneakily hitting the other man in the dick ‘n’ balls.

I would say a nut punch is a more blatant show of disrespect than stepping over someone...

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Maybe he was asking for IT. And he got IT. And IT got Draymond suspended.

Draymond has the worst luck. every flail of his hand/legs/feet in these playoffs miraculously end up in the same vicinity as an opponent’s junk. how can the NBA not see this as just a strange coincidence?!?!

You’re kinda dumb, huh.

Yea, becaus when you inexplicably get away with hitting people in the dick time and time again, you should just be able to get away with it forever.

I’m not sure if your a homer, or a troll. I’m all for LeBron losing another finals, but I’m not going to sit and pretend Green didn’t try the old CP3 nut count.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

He got suspended for accumulating flagrant fouls, not for hitting LeBron in the junk. If he had no other flagrants, he would still be playing tomorrow.

You think Dray is the asshole here?

“Dray” is the asshole, not just here, but I'd imagine wherever he goes.

Clearly unintentional — He just doesnt have the core strength to stop his arm from flailing into Lebron’s testicles.