I almost believe this is possible. He’s exactly the type of “family values” Republican than an experience Russian Intelligence Asset blackmailer would be able to trick into doing something on tape.

I was convinced that Kanye would be emboldened to threaten violence against Pete Davidson again after he witnessed all the support Will Smith got for claiming “love” made him do it to “protect” his family.

Will’s best actor speech was delicious in its political savvy. Starting with “Richard Williams was a fierce defender of his family” and then going on to say so much about the incident while only phrasing it as if he was talking about movies was just:

I too thought it was scripted at first, but ABC wouldn’t have used their 5 second delay if that was the case. And Rock’s face was clearly bruised when he announced the winner.

Jada’s been very public about how her medical conditions have taken a toll physically and emotionally. Chris Rock was being a bully when he mocked her on national international television and was clearly punching down. Will’s display of toxic masculinity and misplaced “chivalry” was punching up, like TheWorldWantsMeDea…

I still wish the Henson company was called in to do puppet work for close-ups on the alien faces. That Dark Crystal prequel proved they’ve still got the same skills they had when working on Farscape, and I think it would have worked really well as a supplement to the full-body shots of aliens.

As the one weirdo who has always liked Halo more for the novels than the multiplayer, this is pretty much what I was hoping for.

It’s not entirely clear how those plans come to fruition, however, so don’t expect a 180º pivot away from the good stuff.

What happened to standards? What happened to bare minimums?

Are white male Democrats not trying to imitate porn in bed?

From the perspective of the Oscars, this was just a smaller version of Endgame and thus not surprising that this isn’t getting nominated for best picture. But can we at least agree that Andrew Garfield should’ve had a shot at best supporting actor?

While we applaud Cox for his small mercy, it’s also clear that empathy for trans kids and their parents is not the governor’s primary motivation.

I don’t plan to see this movie, but yeah: I was hoping that both of them get off on the idea of killing people, but need to “justify” it to themselves. Like, they were only targeting men who were willing to sleep with a married woman or something.

never underestimate the amount of hang-ups people generally have about sex.

I somehow find an excuse to recite the first quote at least once a month, as a metaphor for whatever unreasonable request I’ve just heard. If my brother is around, he’ll respond with “be that as it may!” before explaining that it can’t be helped.

All powers similar to heroes already in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which we assume is why some of her abilities have been changed.

However, you either have an open marriage or you don’t.

Off course, the docs could be fake as hell. I hope so and that it leads to arrest of the forgers if they are. We’ll just have to wait and see.

her daughter’s name was Exa Dark Sideræl Musk

It’s more likely he’s comparing himself to Sandra Bland, who turned up dead after she “failed to signal a lane change” while trooper Brian Encinia was tailgating her.