Once you hit a critical mass in the public eye, there’s no direction to go but down

This is supposedly a pre-launch beta, so I’m not surprised they were all-hands-on-deck to fix something that had such a major backlash within the first 24 hours.

Wasn’t he caught doing over 100 mph and telling the cop he was late to church?!

Exactly. Which is why everyone should remember to replace green bean casserole with collard greens that have been cooked down with smoked turkey wings and jalepeno peppers.

It isn’t even a competition.

I had assumed that’s why they were calling it Devil’s Lettuce, not that they were mistaking it for the sticky icky.

I have never heard that expression.

cannot remember if the 360 had free online play or not.

even worse to hear that a person could live 45 years and still die by suicide

There were several employees who did not have the power to hold their coworkers (and superiors) accountable, but they did have the power to change the characters. That’s why even the esports casters stopped using the name “McCree” when calling the games without specific guidance from the higher ups: because they…

I honestly don’t understand how that they can claim the carpentry answer is not #funny.

Car accident was my first thought. I know nothing about his personal life, but at that age I assume drunk drivers are all around him.

I do agree on the notion of corporate rights being a third big bubble alongside the private and public spheres, though. That’s just one more thing that was pure sci-fi when this whole thing was going on and that doesn’t fit at all with anything covered in an 18th century legal document.

he got the COVID vaccine right when it was made available at his retirement home reasoning that it was a small price to pay to get the facility one step closer to communal meals and more open visitation.

“All you Millennials care about is money, there’s no loyalty today, blah blah blah”.

I want to come up with a rebuttal to that reading of it, but I can’t think of anything.

How the fuck can you possibly know how third party presidential voters vote in local elections?

“It is technically the most popular game in the world, based on the number of users.”

The first trailer for The Harder They Fall looked really cool, and I was glad to see Zazie Beetz’s star continue to rise. But I didn’t know Stagecoach Mary was a real person, and numerous movies has featured her before without trying casting her like... this.

No, today is Wednesday, sir.

No, today is Wednesday, sir.