Maybe a meeting with Molyneux could create an ouroboros of lies so unending we won’t hear from either ever again?

I like how the Conductor is basically, “Eh, fuck it.” and lets them play.

Meh. Shit opinion.

He doesn’t turn into a giant, writing pillar of “wat?”. That’s disappointing.

Good. We need to keep pushing back against this bullshit. We can stop the game industry become this cesspit of shady gambling tactics and micro transactions if we actually try. We need to apply more pressure or they’ll keep pushing the limits of what they can get away with.

Nice photography skills...they actually made Galveston look inviting.

My man!

Because why not.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!

That last KO was absolutely epic. I actually popped off my chair in excitement when it happened!

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

So basically BurnOut Takedown with a storyline.

I have only one word to describe this article.

I saw this kindly old couple harboring an alien!

Everyone should call in pretending to live in the Los Angeles in Alien Nation, report “newcomer” crimes against them, ransacking their houses in search of spoiled milk. It might take the operators a while to catch on and waste more of their time.

The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns