How about one of the newer songs

It starts

First Swatting

404, well that doesn’t surprise me at all

WAIT TYLER!!!

I take it you’ve never been to a con.

Shatter the Heavens

I never had problems with this particular mission, I mean I did fail it once but that’s it.

You know with how the world is

Link to the past is #1

Funny I decided to watch Interviews with Monster Girls and I’m stuck waiting for the next episode

Glad I don’t work for them anymore

No cause at least Nintendo can count past 3 unlike Valve