Which one of the lost boys would Barry be?

It could also be the reason why rockets explode. That, and I’m an idiot.

(Hubris + Wax Wings) x Distance From the Sun / Heat = BOOM!

With Cruz out of the way, Trump just needs an endorsement from Beelzebub to get the full Dante’s Inferno demographic on his side.

Which should I make from scratch this weekend: Pizza or Tacos?

After 65 million years, we finally figured out what those tiny little arms are for.

Wait, is the lionfish a Nazi or a Thuggee shaman?

Innovation, shminovation. When are we going to use this technology to breed domesticated house Velociraptors?

Thank you for agreeing with me that Alaska is not a real state.

Everyone knows there’s really only one vampire hunter who’s worth a damn:

“I want to pursue a Brady claim in this matter.”

The phone is not defective. The passenger just wanted to turn his flight into a rave. Nothing to see here, all is well.

Conservatism is one thing, and though I disagree with most of it’s tenets, it is a valid system of political beliefs. Xenophobia and bigotry, on the other hand, are vile personality flaws that have no place in a healthy society. Blanket prohibition of immigration rights to an entire socio-religious ethnic group…

Thurgood Marshall. Try calling him an asshole.

*ahem* Fog Of War was about McNamara, The Unknown Known was about Rumsfield. Both good, but for different reasons.

“Eh, we’ll take her.”

Aversion to the “bad touch” is apparently an innate instinct.

It’s customary to throw a pie.

New epoch? That’s not necessary. The world’s only 5,000 years old, homie.

What is bigger than Jesus, yet smaller than the Beatles?