Which one of the lost boys would Barry be?

With Cruz out of the way, Trump just needs an endorsement from Beelzebub to get the full Dante’s Inferno demographic on his side.

Which should I make from scratch this weekend: Pizza or Tacos?

Wait, is the lionfish a Nazi or a Thuggee shaman?

“I want to pursue a Brady claim in this matter.”

Thurgood Marshall. Try calling him an asshole.

“Eh, we’ll take her.”

Aversion to the “bad touch” is apparently an innate instinct.

It’s customary to throw a pie.

What is bigger than Jesus, yet smaller than the Beatles?

I just hope that enough of the over priced high rises fail, leading to mass bankruptcies amongst the investors and developers, forcing the city/state/feds to step in and purchase the properties, only to rent them out at affordable rates.

I’ll stick to Television ty

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Does that make Peter King a cute little heart breaker and/or a sweet little love maker?

One night I dreamt a dream that I was walking along a beach next to another struggling media conglomerate, leaving to sets of footprints in the sand.

Eh, the song had a pretty good bleat to it.

Breaking: Roger Goodell Suspends Self Two Games, Suspension Overturned Upon Arbitration.

“Now if only he can stick the landing”

UPDATE: Mike Pence killed in a crossfire between rival drug gangs in Norristown, PA. Witnesses claim that a man with a better haircut could have survived the barrage. Trim and Viewing and scheduled for this Friday Evening at Our Lady of Electoral Votes That Are Too Far Out of Reach Episcopalian Cathedral. No one is…

I actually find people with red hair more attractive than anyone else. It’s a gorgeous genetic quirk, goddamnit, and I want to be a part of it