I had to read this three times before it hit me that ballparking was not a sexual technique you needed to work on.

Roman Reigns, who is now slotted for the main event of Wrestlemania has had how many great singles matches? How many PPV singles matches? I think the answers there are zero and one, but I might be slightly off.

A simple explanation: You are watching a story where the underdog is beating every foe thrown in his path. The story keeps telling you that he's the scrappy hero who is about to beat the odds and overcome every adversity. Then, he gets hit by a car and the story switches over to someone else. THAT is how the crowd…

Not even the Rock can get Roman Reigns over.

It is actually against Kappa rules to wear a Kappa t shirt to a bar or liquor store, and it looks like the man in the photo is going to one or the other. You might think that is another stupid sorority rule and that's fine, but I'm just saying it might be unfair to call these girls out as racists.

Honestly, I really don't think Jezebel would have a problem with this. It is a girl who sees something she likes, something she identifies with strongly aesthetically, and decides she would be very OK wearing it. To her it is a pretty outfit, not some demeaning symbol of objectification and servitude.

National Domestic Violence Hotline

My maid died whilst cleaning my house and than charged me full rates after he had died.
I leave the urn in the same spot as a warning to all my future maids.
i think he just randomly had a heart attack or something also my loner sims girlfriend died right after he first kissed her which i think may have screwed him up a…

So for the group that have decided it's better to binge drink than try to date, I love you. So glad to find my people.

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.

Meryl is 100% drunk right there. That is classic drunk girl response to magic pizza appearance

Meh. I want the badass Melly spin off she deserves! I'm tired of Olivia going back to that idiot. Don't go back to that sex house he built to keep you in, Olivia! Stop talking about making jam! Unless it's wine flavored jam, I don't know what the appeal is for you.

Aww I'm unreasonably turned on by this.

You kids with your memes and gifs and jifs and internet!

I remember when Ruthie and her season (10-12 years ago?) were on and she had a huge drinking problem. She was in her running car after doing some heavy drinking at a bar and one of the producers stepped in and told her he felt uncomfortable letting her drive. It looked liked he talked to her for a while and then I'm…

Yeah, but I won't lie, in my head canon Neville now totally gets really hot in the books.

Command Jake is the best Jake yet.