I've said it before, this is the BEST 30 minutes of television for pure gossip, shade and laughs. Pour yourself a drink and strap in, ya'll.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

Wait. A right-to-life group is bringing that suit? That's... actually awesome.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

Because the '40s

Claire Danes was lauded? Come one, fashion writers. Grow a pair. This dress was awful and ill-fitting and completely washed her out.

Sunscreen. I speak fluent Preschooler In Trouble.

I don't want to get into a Team Kris vs. Team Kim thing. They're both crappy people, & I have no desire to root for either. But isn't it possible that Kim is a woman who, feeling left behind & somewhat envious of her sisters' marriages & children, met a man that she thought made her happy & rushed into something too…