I've said it before, this is the BEST 30 minutes of television for pure gossip, shade and laughs. Pour yourself a drink and strap in, ya'll.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

Wait. A right-to-life group is bringing that suit? That's... actually awesome.

Willow is pissed that she was not included in the suggestions.

Claire Danes was lauded? Come one, fashion writers. Grow a pair. This dress was awful and ill-fitting and completely washed her out.

Sunscreen. I speak fluent Preschooler In Trouble.

I don't want to get into a Team Kris vs. Team Kim thing. They're both crappy people, & I have no desire to root for either. But isn't it possible that Kim is a woman who, feeling left behind & somewhat envious of her sisters' marriages & children, met a man that she thought made her happy & rushed into something too…