"You're welcome Meghan, and maybe one day, hey, you'll even be thankful."

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

This is a huge improvement from the goddamm talking frogs.

Rebecca fails to mention our original spitballed headline for this: "Don't Drive Drunk or Budweiser Will Kill This Puppy."

For a second I thought, "Oh no! He died in a car accident." Then, "So...I mean someone has to be this dog's new person, right? Is there like a sign up sheet or...?"

Oh, this hit me in the feelings. Don't drink and drive BECAUSE YOUR PUPPY IS COUNTING ON YOU TO COME HOME.

I'm not feeling that purebred dog. Sandy should be a mangy mutt.

I feel this. I'm pretty ambivalent about the rest of this movie (but glad that Quevenzhane is getting such a great role!), but I can't get over this casting. She's so, so bad in the trailer.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.