Ocean acidification sounds like big old Momma Nature is trying to make us some ceviche!

Everytime I get the “here, let me in” text from my boyfriend, I find him outside my apartment trimming his fingernails, just chilling outside clipping like it’s the most common thing in the world. Words cannot express my appreciation after reading this.

Anyone besides me do the full-on ugly cry at the end of Homeward Bound, after Shadow the Golden (who spent days trapped in a hole and his fellow pets refused to leave him) finally comes into view after the other 2 pets have long bounded to the house, and everyone has given Shadow up for dead? When he finally limps…

Wait. Did they pause for a photo op before rendering aid?

• Weeds’ Hunter Parrish got married. This has some members of the Jezebel staff very upset. [US Weekly]
  

and you know what? you deserve to like whatever you wanna like. you do you, boo.

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

I’m a yooooooooge proponent of mandatory home ec to graduate high school/get a GED. How the fuck are we sending 18 year olds out into the world who can’t balance a check book, do laundry, or boil some god damn pasta?

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

Y’all are both gorgeous, before and after. I usually like a ton of makeup (and man, Carla you are pulling that off, stunning! Those cheeks! Those eyes!) but Laurel’s makeover makes me want to try a more subtle hand. So pretty.

The teens should know that everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fiiine.

it figrrrrssss

That sheep must have three cities on a 6 or 8 pasture.

YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

Eh, just shave your face. It’s a great exfoliant and not nearly as painful. (And, not, it doesn’t make your facial hair grow back thicker/darker/stronger. In fact, if gets rid of all those fine baby hairs and makes your skin softed.)

Oh shit. Really? I thought it was to keep the belt at a certain spot on the dress.

ladies when will you just finally learn that every single part of you is offensive and disgusting

Oh no. Always have been, always will be Team Logan. Though I thought that season 6 Rory was worthy of NO ONE. Spoiled little asshole ... I still have anger issues.