I am relieved that he was found guilty, but I am, as always, completely against the death penalty.

I always picked out the extra toasty Cheezits with more brown patches to eat first. They are the best!

Have you seen the new Extra Toasted version? If they don’t have nasty ass flavor dust on them I may be in heaven.

Thank you for writing about this. I have really severe vulvodynia, and did not seek help for it soon enough. I thought the pain was all in my head. I thought I needed to relax more, use more lube, get wetter, get drunker, put a pillow under my hips, hold a crow pose while giving myself an Astroglide bath singing the…

I hope Jeb Bush starts speaking to him en espanol.

For what it’s worth, something may be going on with Michael’s fiancee, Vito. He hasn’t been on social media since the 11th and he has some major familial issues that he’s dealing with.

I do understand your point, but for people like me this would be life changing. I can’t wait until it is available to take. I have had counseling and medical treatment for years for pelvic floor dysfunction, endometriosis and interstitial cystitis. These issues made sex impossible, and led to a two year long dry…

I watch the show and just don’t understand why every wedding dress is now sleeveless/strapless. First of all it’s boring, and second, not everyone looks nice in that style (me included). My first wedding I wore my mom’s 1960 wedding dress- tea length, 3/4 sleeves, square neckline, silk brocade. It was simple, elegant…

A library+reading room accessible only through a seemingly boring, normal bookcase THAT IS SECRETLY A DOOR.
Like, full on Scooby-Doo style, pull a candlestick, rotating, secret bookcase door.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

Sucks to be those of us in rentals with no dishwasher. Wasting our money, time, water, self-respect, etc.

If you’re looking for a way to help in Baltimore: Penn-North is a community health group in Baltimore. With the riots, they’ve sustained damage. But they’ll likely be needed more than ever after the demonstrations calm down. Please consider donating to this non-profit group, so they can rebuild and serve the…

The Japanese market has always been where we did our beta testing. People didn’t respond to the red hair or the burger selling so subject 7 was upgraded to be slightly more “Germany-Friendly” and be weirdly into cats.

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What I always find so especially pathetic about ISIS is the sheer and stunning stupidity and hypocrisy of hating the West while benefiting immensely from its institutions and the values that built those institutions. You fucktards wouldn't have Twitter, Youtube, email, or even the fucking internet without the West but…

One positive way to see this is that if ISIS don't have the discipline or sense of optics to eschew The Great Satan's snack foods, then I doubt that their commitment to the Caliphate is sustainable either. It's all fun and games when you're terrorizing the region like you're in a video game, but eventually the more…

Fun fact: the US and South Sudan are the only 2 UN members who have failed to ratify the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child, a treaty with the sole purpose of protecting the rights and well being of children (Somolia, another hold out, finally caved). One of the things it prohibits is subjecting children (whose…

Old SATs flashback time! Madonna is to people under 25 as _____ is to people under 50?