Lol nice try asshole.

The only Intercept writer who is willing to entertain the possibility that MAYBE Russia is doing some shady shit online is Robert Mackey, and all of his articles get attacked by dozens of dumbass Russia apologists.

What are you doing, Glenn Greenwald :(

I was a chubby kid too when I was that age, and was called dumb names, and now I feel kinda bad for him.

In his mom’s basement, jacking off to Tomi.

Fun fact: Taiwan’s Digital Minster is Audrey Tang, a transgender anarchist hacker.

I’ve definitely been in the same situation a Aziz and the character played by Aparna Nancherla (the secret food blogger), where I go on a date with someone I’m not really that excited about, spend about an hour trying -and failing- to get a decent conversation going, spend the awkward pauses trying to think of an…

Oh there are blacks, and South-East Asians, but they’re only allowed to come out of their cages to clean toilets, wipe rich Saudi kids’ asses, and scrub the blood of murdered prostitutes from the walls.

King Ailes Jr. is gonna have to fight Emperor Barron and Supreme Leader Ivanka Jr. (the one who speaks Chinese for some reason) for his share of the Independent Flyover Empire.

I’M paying for this, along with all the other people who sent money to her crowdfund. Happy now?

hell, the fact that Monica Lewinsky is still alive should be enough to shut those ghouls up, but NOPE.

You should be president.

So it took him a whole month to come up with the very convincing rebuttal “Nuh-uh ur fake news!”

Aww thank you :)

Thanks, yeah I’m totally fine now, that was almost a decade ago. I never went to a therapist for my eating disorder, though I absolutely should have because then I would have been diagnosed and treated for my depression and social anxiety much earlier.

Heh I used to do this every day for a couple years back when I had anorexia. I can still tell you exactly how many gramms I’ll gain after eating 2 gummy bears and an apple, or how a 0.5 pound shit feels vs a 1 pound shit, but I can barely remember anything else that happened to me during that phase because my brain…

I hope Jared goes to jail. In New Jersey. While Christie is still in office.

GOOD. GRUMPY CAT FACE X 10000000!

WHY ARE TALK SHOW HOSTS SO LIBTARDED AND WHY WON’T ANYONE ELSE REPORT ON THIS IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT (pleasedroptherussiastuffpleasepleaseplease)!!!

Nothing better happen to Trent Reznor in the near future, or else *shakes fist at non-existing God*