Dana Rohrabacher’s name was floated around when Trump was casting his Secretary of State, right around the Mitt Romney dinner humiliation. It was weird to see his name mentioned along with Romney and other more high profile candidates, but now it makes sense.

But... but... if he’s so incompetent, how come he has such a hot daughter?? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

I bet he’s one of those self-aggrandizing idiots who thinks that he’s changing the world by making people laugh and distracting them from all their worries.
I’m sure he’s changing the lives of each and every one o those 0.04% of the world population, all of whom are checking their facebook and twitter timelines in bed…

What a sweet dork!

The rest of Europe should do what Macron’s team did with wikileaks and just feed him 50% facts and 50% made up BS.

*waves to NSA* I starred both of the previous comments and I agree with their content and actively advocate for people to murder or at least mutilate Trump in the most humiliating manner possible. Also, I am the proud owner of an old Soviet Union passport, so... we’re cool, right? Cool. I’ll just keep doing it then.

Wahhabism is the Westboro Baptist Church of Islam and the entire Saudi royal family, including that “hip” Arab Vogue editor everyone on jezebel seemed to love so much, can -nay, SHOULD - go die in a fire.

Oh, you can read Russian?

Shut the hell up, Habermann. You complete idiot.

Melania charges extra on holidays, so it’s very smart of him to wait until Monday to meet up with her. What a businessman!

“YAY Scott Thompson! :D”
*one minute later*
“Awwww no more Scott Thompson! D:”

LOL :D

There’s a lot of gross stuff and dirty talk, but a lot of them are almost endearing. For every “Yeah take that black c*ck you f*cking b*tch” you get at least one sad “She looks like my ex...” or “Ruby ur so beautiful I love u pls contact me at jimjimson @ aol.com!!!” or “so beautiful if I had a woman like that I would…

Except porn sites. The porn commenters are the best, especially those who accidentally (?) link to their private facebook accounts.

I don’t blame anyone who turns off comments on their youtube channel.

Also, their friend Russia would have shot half of these protesters and arrested the other half for assembling and openly disagreeing with a local government.

“Sorry for losing out on your money Gabby, we thought you were one of those trashy poor blacks! Our bad!”

Jared and Ivanka are probably on a private jet headed to China where they’ll quickly sell US citizenships to a shitload of Chinese millionaires while they still have White House access.

Who was the guy who suggested that all media outlets just send their interns to cover the White House? I kind of like that idea. Turn White House press conferences into a years-long hazing ritual for rookie writers. Send a bunch of idealistic 20 year-olds to listen and interpret the boring ramblings of shitty old…

Maybe his own lawyers are trolling him now.