King Ailes Jr. is gonna have to fight Emperor Barron and Supreme Leader Ivanka Jr. (the one who speaks Chinese for some reason) for his share of the Independent Flyover Empire.

hell, the fact that Monica Lewinsky is still alive should be enough to shut those ghouls up, but NOPE.

You should be president.

So it took him a whole month to come up with the very convincing rebuttal “Nuh-uh ur fake news!”

Aww thank you :)

Thanks, yeah I’m totally fine now, that was almost a decade ago. I never went to a therapist for my eating disorder, though I absolutely should have because then I would have been diagnosed and treated for my depression and social anxiety much earlier.

Heh I used to do this every day for a couple years back when I had anorexia. I can still tell you exactly how many gramms I’ll gain after eating 2 gummy bears and an apple, or how a 0.5 pound shit feels vs a 1 pound shit, but I can barely remember anything else that happened to me during that phase because my brain…

I hope Jared goes to jail. In New Jersey. While Christie is still in office.

GOOD. GRUMPY CAT FACE X 10000000!

But... but... if he’s so incompetent, how come he has such a hot daughter?? IT MAKES NO SENSE.

I bet he’s one of those self-aggrandizing idiots who thinks that he’s changing the world by making people laugh and distracting them from all their worries.
I’m sure he’s changing the lives of each and every one o those 0.04% of the world population, all of whom are checking their facebook and twitter timelines in bed…

What a sweet dork!

The rest of Europe should do what Macron’s team did with wikileaks and just feed him 50% facts and 50% made up BS.

*waves to NSA* I starred both of the previous comments and I agree with their content and actively advocate for people to murder or at least mutilate Trump in the most humiliating manner possible. Also, I am the proud owner of an old Soviet Union passport, so... we’re cool, right? Cool. I’ll just keep doing it then.

Wahhabism is the Westboro Baptist Church of Islam and the entire Saudi royal family, including that “hip” Arab Vogue editor everyone on jezebel seemed to love so much, can -nay, SHOULD - go die in a fire.

Oh, you can read Russian?

Shut the hell up, Habermann. You complete idiot.

Melania charges extra on holidays, so it’s very smart of him to wait until Monday to meet up with her. What a businessman!

LOL :D

There’s a lot of gross stuff and dirty talk, but a lot of them are almost endearing. For every “Yeah take that black c*ck you f*cking b*tch” you get at least one sad “She looks like my ex...” or “Ruby ur so beautiful I love u pls contact me at jimjimson @ aol.com!!!” or “so beautiful if I had a woman like that I would…