Except porn sites. The porn commenters are the best, especially those who accidentally (?) link to their private facebook accounts.

I don’t blame anyone who turns off comments on their youtube channel.

Also, their friend Russia would have shot half of these protesters and arrested the other half for assembling and openly disagreeing with a local government.

“Sorry for losing out on your money Gabby, we thought you were one of those trashy poor blacks! Our bad!”

Jared and Ivanka are probably on a private jet headed to China where they’ll quickly sell US citizenships to a shitload of Chinese millionaires while they still have White House access.

Who was the guy who suggested that all media outlets just send their interns to cover the White House? I kind of like that idea. Turn White House press conferences into a years-long hazing ritual for rookie writers. Send a bunch of idealistic 20 year-olds to listen and interpret the boring ramblings of shitty old…

You can always watch Cars 7 or the latest David Spade comedy on the plane!

Muslim extremists can’t read ISIS propaganda on their laptops anymore!

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Kazakhstan is also pretty hardcore when it comes to preventing religious extremism. To the point that, for a while, men weren’t allowed to grow beards. It’s one way to tackle the problem I guess?

She is the worst, and her fucking brother is somehow even worster. That whole family is pure, ignorant evil.

What is anyone thinking anymore.

Portugal is a pretty good choice! I’m European myself and have considered moving to a smalltown by the sea in Portugal because Central Europe has been getting pretty unchill lately. And I’m not made for Scandinavian weather, so...

“Vermont: Bernie. Trees. Maple syrup. This is as canada as it gets in America, buddy.”

Gotta love that one white knight asshole in the audience who keeps yelling “LET HIM SPEAK!!” at the booing crowd like a little bitchboy who just wants daddy to notice him.

More poor babies, more unhappy mothers, AND more unemployed dads with guns. A recipe for winning.

He could run for president in 2020! I think both parties would be happy to have him as candidate!

He could run for president in 2020! I think both parties would be happy to have him as candidate!

He could run for office in 2020! I think both parties would be happy to have him as candidate!

Yeah I think a large part of LePen’s voters didn‘t vote FOR her, they just voted AGAINST the EU, and she just happened to be the only candidate available who promised them an EU exit.
Add to them the usual number of racists who will vote for the most racist candidate, and you have LePen’s results. If the runoff had…