Many people are saying he thinks Artpop was Lady Gaga’s best album. Look, I don’t know if it’s true. I’ve heard some things, is all I’m saying. People are talking about it, and we should really keep an eye on this guy.

And why skip cutscenes! The cutscenes are like half the reason I even play these games!

Say what you will about this guy (and there are many many bad things you can say), but it is admirable how many times he managed to dodge assassination attempts by the US.
Don’t let the heaven’s gate hit you on your way down, Fidel!

PleaseletitbeRomneypleaseletitbeRomneypleaseletitbeRomney

America, when the hell did your system become so fragile?

10/10 never stop trolling this asshole

He looks like Gerard DePardieu in those golf pictures! Who, incidentally, also loves Putin and hates everything else.

This guy’s episode of The Characters on Netflix: A+++

Glass half full perspective: maybe this orange clown and his merry band of anti-semitic and islamophobe Nazis will finally unite Palestine and Israel.

Your friend should aim higher. Does he have plans for 2020 yet?

Can’t wait for Barron’s tell all. Let’s hope Trump croaks before he remembers to make B sign an NDA like the rest of the family.

Never forget, Maggie Haberman (along with George Stephanopolous) literally laughed in Keith Ellison’s face on ABC and acted like he was some crazy person when he warned them that Trump had a good chance of winning the primaries. She’s so out of touch, it’s embarassing.

Glenn Beck. Sigh. Glenn Beck knows better than to vote for Trump.

I’d be very surprised if Bannon told him not to do the tour. He knows exactly how propaganda works, and how important it is to keep people on both sides riled up, and I bet he expects there to be plenty of protests, ideally violent ones, that Trump can point to as an example how “anti-democracy” his opponents are…

We had a treacher in high school who had some health issues one year. He often took sick days, looked haggard and tired, and rumors started to spread that he had Aids, and along with those rumors came speculations that he was gay and liked orgies and drugs and so on, when the truth was that he had contracted Hepatitis…

Her daughter may be miserable for the rest of her life, but at least she goes to heaven with a penis which is the only thing that matters to Jesus.

My muslim aunt (we’re not American) said that at this point, she would recommend to all American Muslims, even those whose families have lived there for generations, to sell all their shit, take their savings and move to Singapore because the West is not safe anymore and probably won’t be for the next few decades.

Don Lemon is not a reporter. He’s a “media personality.”

Panels need to die.

Plus, we know for certain that there’s at least one black person he loves - his grandson.