“no apparent security”

And hire illegal Mexican immigrants to do the hedge trimming. Keeps down the cost of maintenance.

The only thing he has ever been, and ever will be, right about: DC sucks.

1. Move to Scandinavia.

Good. His supporters have guns and an increasingly disappointing president, I hope they know what to do with that anger.

I hope that girl goes into politics one day.

Until Trump deports her back to Barbados for being a 5 (6 if she bleached her skin a little.)

I feel like this would make the biggest difference - an agressive charme offensive in red states, cities, small towns, any community that doesn’t have normal, non-confrontational day-to-day interactions with minorities or people with different political views. This would be good for both sides, because it would lessen…

I’m starting to get the feeling that Shep only took the FOX News gig so he could derail their coverage with catty jokes, Vampire Diaries references and one surprisingly progressive opinion per year.

If Shep is hosting, it’ll be just True Blood recaps all night.

Oh is this about the Abramovich satanic cooking thing?

Yeah, nah.

Yeah, can we get a “Microsoft Flow For Dummies” explainer?

Newt: *interrupts* “Let me point out something to you.”
Megyn: “Sure.” *cocks head* *icy stare*

I love my dog. My dog sleeps in my bed. I pull grass and hairs out of his butt every other day. I NEVER let him lick my face. He loves eating other dogs’ poop and he’s had colon parasites twice because of it. I even wash my hands right after he licks them, because’s filthy.

Felix Biedermann called Deadspin commenters stupid on one of his 3975 podcasts. Can you promote him please?

BRB gotta order one of those sex swings so I can try this game while I’m actually suspended in mid-air.

Hotel rooms are terrible and depressing though.

Sigh. Et tu, Bobbe?

I love Canadaland’s total commitment to pointing out how full of shit Trudeau and his fawning media coverage are.