Nice, I like to add a tablespoon of cream cheese or créme fraiche to my ramen. And sometimes leftover milk.

I always have one in my pocket in case I have to chain my dog to a fence (there’s a shitload of hedgehogs in my area and for some reason they keep wandering onto the roads in broad daylight, so whenever I see one while I’m out walking my dog, I pick it up and carry it to the closest field or garden), or to secure the…

Don’t. They’re both horrible, awful people who deserve each other.

I’d be surprised if Shatner was pro-Trump, I think he’s just so irritating on a personal level that nobody really felt like contacting him to let him know about this.

Oooh I memba! Memba when marriage was between a man and a woman?

Aww yeah I can relate to this. My dog always tried to come over and snuggle whenever I’d lie down on the bed, and I had heard from so many people that letting your dog lie on the bed would cause some dominance issues or whatever, so every time he tried to jump onto the bed, I’d stop him. Then one day, he managed to…

I guess I got really lucky with my dog. He was a total impulse adoption (emergency rescue from a kill shelter from a neighboring country), and despite his constant diarrhea due to a severe worm infestation in the first couple weeks, he never ever pooped, or peed, inside the house. Ate anything I put in front of him,…

Sexy Protagonist needs a bra fitting, and a gallon of cranberry juice because she’s gonna get one hell of a UTI from her outfit

That’s basically how I used to hug my grandpa who was an actual Nazi but also always gave me a lot of money on my birthdays and never told my mom about the time he caught me smoking when I was 12.

Well, English is MY third language, and even I know it’s “then”, not “than.”

Same! Apparently, I’m the only woman on earth who actually enjoys the smell of Axe bodyspray and shower gel...?

Oh please, you barely even watched the show (watching the first 10 minutes of each episode and then spending the rest of it playing some Flappy Birds shit on your phone doesn’t count as watching, especially not for a paid reviewer), so how would you even know how pretentious it was.
I’m not some rabid Mr. Robot…

I used to be obsessed with Anna Nicole Smith and watched a shitload of interviews, talk show appearances and youtube stuff about her, and I swear to God, I have heard the lipstick thing before. I think writing messages on mirrors or windows with lipstick was just something she did with people in her life in general,…

DON’T FREAK ME OUT, MAN.

Oh good so it’s probably not some kind form of blood cancer that I was too scared to google.

I’m so grateful I’m bi, that way “enduring male BS for decades or staying single foreverrrr” aren’t my only two options. I do prefer being single though, but at least it’s by choice and not entirely out of frustration. Sigh.

Oh my god yes, what’s with the fucking knives in every bag?? I feel like this leatherman trend only started with the rise of the “What’s In Your Bag” features.

I recommend investing an extra 10-20 bucks and buying a Blue Snowball instead of the inferior Blue Snowball iCE.

I recommend investing an extra 10-20 bucks and buying a Blue Snowball instead of the inferior Blue Snowball iCE.

I’d say he’s the Tom Hardy of dogs - the ladies love him!

Member Chef, guys? Member Chocolate Salty Balls? Oooh I member!