My dog would tear the bottom off those bottles the moment he realizes there’s kibble in there. No pawing a them or looking for a weak spot, just straight up violent destruction and instant gratification.

I’ll allow it.

Oh it’s not a direct quote, but I’ve seen versions of it hundreds of times on various MRA blogs and forums. Ephebophilia is a popular topic on those sites.

Altogether now, middle-aged creepy uncles on reddit:

Haribo tested out a couple different “light” versions of the gummy bears in Germany a few years back when I was living there, but the stevia ones had the worst reviews, so they took them off the market and stuck with the regular artificial sweetener edition instead.
It’s a shame, they weren’t bad. They had kind of a…

I don’t know about the libido thing, but I know from painful experience that it can definitely wreck a colon. I ate half a bag of stevia gummy bears once and got violent diarrhea and stomach cramps.

It’s not a game! It’s Yakuza!!

No wonder these particular dogs know exactly what genuine praise sounds like!

Yes please, come and get him. And keep him this time.

• Have a marriage that is so terrible and contentious that your kids will be grateful when you and your partner finally divorce, Mom.

Seriously, what’s happening to Newt??

When my dog wants affection, he walks up to me, turns sideways, bumps his butt into my kneecaps and stands still until he gets some love.

Alex Cranz, my dudette, I like your articles but I’ve been following your Mr.Robot reviews all season, and it’s pretty clear that you only really pay attention to maybe 25-50% of each episode before you get distracted by a squirrel, and then you write a bunch of paragraphs complaining about how things that are…

As an Azeri myself, I’m really not surprised. Bribing, blackmailing, throwing money at problems - this is how the whole country operates.
I just hope none of the jury members are Armenian.

Blinded by the white.

Next time, he’ll sit both the husband and the wife down together and tell her to try a little harder and him not to cut off parts of her with a fucking machete, and BOOM - problem solved.

HE EVEN HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO FIX HIS SHIT BUT NOPE, GOTTA CUT OFF SOME HANDS BECAUSE PENIS.

Michael Shanks > James Spader (applies only to the Stargate franchise)

GITA JACKSON YOU’RE MY FAVORITE PLEASE NEVER LEAVE.