As Douglas Adams described it, “nonlinear, catastrophic structural exasperation”…

you know what this car is? cheap as hell. dependable. beige as fuck.

as such it provides you with a disposable commuter car that you don’t mind when it gets dented, doored, vandalized, broken in to or stolen. you don’t mind one bit driving it on shitty ass city roads with car eating potholes.

it is a disposable…

I dislike these questions, because there’s no real secret. Having a genuine enthusiasm for whatever it is you do, learning to prioritize so you don’t work on 20 different things at once, and then handing that shit off to focus on something else if necessary.

Or demonstration of extreme talent coupled with a bucket of notgiveafuck

Joke’s on them, I’ve been putting glue in my cereal for years.

But since it wasn’t a requirement for NHTSA certification, it’s technically a safe vehicle as presented and operated per manufacturer’s specs.

People keep asking for it. I am now officially considering it.

I’d DD this.

BAN ASSAULT MUSTANGS!!

Moar of this.

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Get out. Turn in your man card.

David, A couple of thoughts for you, as I am in a similar situation myself. I’m 29 and have had a major Land Cruiser problem for the last 12 years, meaning I have spent exponentially more time in greasy shops than greasy bars. I often wonder if I missed out on the best years of my 20's by spending all my time and…

In my defense, some of my doors have become structural.

I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if Captain Slow did the knolling himself. It’s a wonderful technique, if you have the patience for it.