Jezebel needs to do a “Would U” with the only choices being Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, or Hillary Clinton.

Please. Look at him. He is NOT having the BEST sex, no matter how much he pays for it. Picture, if you will, the Donald having sex.

I find this juvenile, dumb-ass prank quite humorous, for some unknown reason. I hope it was extra thick expensive bacon. That cheap thin stuff would slide right off (laughing AGAIN!)...

You made me melancholy on the next-to-the-last day of the year you bastard! If there are no pages why go on??? Whatever I read, and I read A LOT! Nothing Compares 2 U Jon Snow.

Apparently someone pissed on your Wheaties...or steak...today.

Agreed. She brought this on herself by marrying a douchebag.

My dad, who was a high school football coach, told me that Dan Fouts had a wooden leg and that was why he never got out of the pocket and was sacked so many times. And yes, I believed that Dan Fouts was an NFL medical miracle quarterback for many, many years.

My daughter ALWAYS called him “Big Bugs Bunny”, which somehow never failed to make me laugh. We love us some Big Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Mrs. Beasley of course! She was often very very bad and was the frequent recipient of a vigorous spanking.

Maybe weird maybe just super unbelievablely hot.

Hardest Would U EVER! Ok so he’s hot enough to do based on appearance alone, and if I only spoke, say, Norwegian, and knew zero English and nothing whatsoever about him OTHER than looks, I’d be all over that in a NY minute-obviously for a 1 night stand because more than once you gotta start to know the guy a little,…

You are so right Ted. Women are so incapable of making decisions of any type that we should all just rely on the dear old male species to ensure that we don’t get pregnant whenever we have sex with them.

Kobe Bryant is a complete piece of shit RAPIST. I do not care if he finds the cure for cancer once he finally carts his sorry ass off of the basketball court, what he did to that 18 year old girl in Colorado was cruel and criminal. I hate that son of a bitch 1000% and I sincerely, sincerely hope with ALL of my heart…

My mother and both of my grandmothers had hysterectomies in their late 30s early 40s and immediately went on HRT, so they had zero experience with peri menopause. I chose to go out “naturally”, had peri menopause for 8 years and now, at 52, have not had any sign of a period for 7 months. Hoping so hard the end is at…

When I was a teenager my mother and I had the most contentious, see-who-could-out-bitch-each-other relationship of anyone I knew. Our rapier sharp tongues could cause so much pain: it was ridiculous. I basically despised her from about 13 to 18. Her very favorite insult to me was invariably: “you can’t leave this…

OMFG-Sarah wherever you are I apologize sincerely for spelling your last name wrong-I accidentally spelled it like those idiots on TV who spend 30 minutes screaming at each other every Friday night: The McGlaughlin Group-ugh!-instead of the correct McLachlan! Please forgive me, a true fan who took her 6 year old…

Dude it’s Sarah McLaughlin! My mom listened to this CD when she was oh so sick, and when it was over she passed away. July 17 2015. And now Millihelen is gone too. Fuck!!

I hate cats!! Who would have a cat? Creepy pea-brained fuckers!

The only thing I would like to get my boss for Christmas is a new job at a different company-for one or the other of us. Total nerdy dick!

LDS. Of course. They treat their womenfolk real good too!