My 96 year old grandma wouldn't need lube for Alex!

The absolutely ridiculous parade of mysogynistic Republican candidates, (even Carly Fiorina-much to my dismay), more or less guarantees that we gain another 4 years of Cintons in the White House. I absolutely refuse to believe any of these GOP buffoons can actually win the presidency of our United States..

Ok kids; story time! When I was 12 I was “raped” by a 17 year old guy whom my family had taken in (semi-adopted) so he could finish high school and continue to play his chosen high school sport, which he was good enough at to secure a college scholarship after he graduated. He spent months flirting, and, I suppose,…