Oh yeah, and not the first time, either. Not sure why, but when men get plastic surgery their eyes get tiny (see Wayne Newton). His eyes are so small at this point that I'm surprised he can see at all.

If the CIA thinks he has the flu, the one thing we can rule out is the flu.

"I wouldn't pray over a plate of sizzling fajitas at Applebee's for all the dicks in Glory Hole Canyon!"

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

"What's archaic, contagious, and has a high rate of complications?" Ooo-oo, I know this one! It's willfully moronic, child-endangering scientific illiteracy, isn't it?!

Someone I know described Benedict Cumberbatch as "the middle stage on an animorph cover"

The most insulting part of this is that I have to supply my own love interest.

Mr. Baker, as a man, I fail to see the problem with having multiple highly-qualified women candidates. If a strong woman scares a man who is considering a run for office from pursuing it, I think that says a hell of a lot more about the quality of the male candidate than the female candidate.

Spotify is coming to PlayStation, Sony just announced. It'll replace Music Unlimited on both PS3 and PS4 starting in a few months. More details over on the PlayStation Blog.

I was manager for a fairly large, up-scale gym right out of college (along with other jobs) and because I was the youngest and most junior manager I closed Friday nights. Generally it was just slow and quiet, but occasionally I got to deal with complaints. Most obnoxious was a guy calling in at 9 PM about the pool (we…

Dan Castellaneta's best voice isn't even on there, of course: The Robot Devil from Futurama.

Why? Why? Why would you do this? Boot cut jeans look good on anyone, any time. Skinny jeans look good on no one.

It should have flames shooting out the mouth and the text bubble should say "Remember me!"

I'm afraid that I can't abide by this. It isn't transphobic for women to talk about their bodies. Not everything is about everyone all of the time.

I love how liberals manage to ban artistic expressions that conservatives have been fighting against for years.

It's a good thing Konrad had been a Dolphin. If he had been a Jet, they'd probably still be looking for him.

This! This is why marriage is in decline for lower income people. Single women/single mothers are trying to make it work on one income, but they (the heterosexual ones at least) aren't attaching themselves to a man because men are useless. If Hanna Rosin is right and we've reached the end of men, it seems like it…

robb stark

Said every homophobic twit ever.

ya I think you're new here if that's what you think people will say.