Good Christ, this is like something out of Stephen King.

Sure Bub.

The sad thing is that the big parvovirus epidemic was in the late 70's and yet there are still litters of puppies dying because people just don’t give enough of a shit to vaccinate.

Dunning-Kruger much?

I’m in a small town right in the path of totality and hotel rooms here are going for like $1000 a night that weekend (probably a good 10x the normal rate).

Maple bar donuts on the west coast/pacific Northwest. These are raised donuts that have a thick maple glaze and no filling

My Dad buys his insulin from Walmart, it’s less than half the price you can find at other pharmacies. Let’s hope when you’re retired and trying to live on a check from social security that you retain your soul and identity while purchasing overpriced medical necessities.

Sour gold bears are the best. I could eat them until my tongue bleeds.

I’m down for the brows, but those overlined lips need to go.

Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!

After all those years of obstructionism under Obama, you’re claiming they’d have come together under Hillary? Get the fuck outta here.

Not all games are cool with these shenanigans.

Sounds like someone’s headed to regionals!

How long are you banned?

A couple of months ago, I was suddenly unsubscribed from all my channels. I watch new uploads regularly on my phone and my subscriptions were just gone. I just assumed it was some bug with mobile but they had all been removed even when I logged in through the computer. Not to say that’s the root of this, but it…

I’m so glad I never had children.

All mail-in voting in my state, so I voted almost two weeks ago. Funny thing was, other than president and a couple other big senate/representative offices, almost no one running had any competition. Even my town had only one person running for mayor where last election there were six. One city council position had no…

Oh my goodness, now I can’t unsee him flipping two big ol’ birds.

I’m quite proud of how I handled my public puking incident. I was a fourth-year veterinary student on a small animal emergency rotation. It had been a slow shift and there were only a couple of hours until I was off when I started getting terrible sharp stomach pains. My resident let me go home early, but I didn’t…