I’m down for the brows, but those overlined lips need to go.

Waaaagh!

Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!

According to the Early Television Museum:

Ooh that’s scary! I had a toaster burst into flames when I was living on my own for the first time at 18. Put in the toast, turned away to grab a hair clip from the bathroom, and came back to flames shooting up 2 feet into the air.

After all those years of obstructionism under Obama, you’re claiming they’d have come together under Hillary? Get the fuck outta here.

Reminds me of the MST3K skit where the brain guys rely on meal pills for their nutrition- 4 or 5 bowls full of meal pills.

Not all games are cool with these shenanigans.

Sounds like someone’s headed to regionals!

I’m pretty familiar with Peter Cushing due to a love of old monster movies so I knew at once it wasn’t him. I too just figured it was a lookalike actor with makeup and a little CG enhancement. I thought he looked great.

“In lieu of red tape.”

They’re made out of meat?

Nobody is stopping you donating organs. Go register your bone marrow.

How long are you banned?

A couple of months ago, I was suddenly unsubscribed from all my channels. I watch new uploads regularly on my phone and my subscriptions were just gone. I just assumed it was some bug with mobile but they had all been removed even when I logged in through the computer. Not to say that’s the root of this, but it…

I’m so glad I never had children.

All mail-in voting in my state, so I voted almost two weeks ago. Funny thing was, other than president and a couple other big senate/representative offices, almost no one running had any competition. Even my town had only one person running for mayor where last election there were six. One city council position had no…

Oh my goodness, now I can’t unsee him flipping two big ol’ birds.

I’m quite proud of how I handled my public puking incident. I was a fourth-year veterinary student on a small animal emergency rotation. It had been a slow shift and there were only a couple of hours until I was off when I started getting terrible sharp stomach pains. My resident let me go home early, but I didn’t…

I read the first couple sentences, right up to where he said he’d decided to eat her, and then decided I didn’t need that in my life.