And I ask again my constant question about social media: if something is real and valuable on its own, why does it need to be broadcast to the wide world, to people you don’t even know? Why does a personal moment need to be so performative? This seems about as genuine as the guys who blow themselves up in order to…

There is no Libertarian in America that would sign onto any system that wouldn’t result in their wealth and power being protected.

The saddest thing about this story is the fact that Elon didn’t hop on for the ride.

Thank you for the sleepless night obsessing about that detail.

If it makes you feel better, if the capacity of the CO2 scrubbers fails before the oxygen supply gives out, they will die from hypercapnia, or high CO2 concentration in their blood. Your body doesn’t detect low O2 levels, but it definitely detects elevated CO2 in your blood. It’s that anxiety feeling you get from…

This submersible misadventure has all the elements of one of my worst nightmares: trapped in a small, dark space and running out of oxygen.

Oh that tweet was 100% an attempt to get the band to invite him onstage. I'd put money on it. 

And he probably didn’t tell them that the submarine’s material hadn’t been tested at the depths they were going. But you know who did know? The employee who blew the whistle on him five years ago for this exact issue.

I don’t understand all the fuss. Did they or did they not pay for the most realistic Titanic experience money could buy? Seems like they should have seen this coming.

This submersible misadventure has all the elements of one of my worst nightmares: trapped in a small, dark space and running out of oxygen. I shudder just thinking about it.

Because they’re soooooooo.... Fucking. Boring.

THIS!!! And I was an absolutely inclined to understand why they left England. yet, I also recognize they have no skills or talent whatsoever and so all they do is lightly comment on hot topics , complain about how they were treated and then..what else is there to share? N O T H I N G !

They sold the fantasy of access to a world few had and couldn’t deliver. There’s only so many “famous friends” you can parade around while trying to turn every conversation back around on themselves.

Maybe it’s because they just... aren’t all that interesting?

And, important to note, he has always been a piece of shit. No one really knew how big of a piece of shit he was, but he’s never hidden (and often reveled in) the fact that he was a terrible person, and for some reason people largely just chalked it up to him playing the part of the villain, rather than actually being…

He’s such a piece of shit. 

Exactly...I was waiting for some sort of terrible question about the carpet matching the drapes. Our 45th President, ladies and gentlemen.

Right? He was either asking her for real because he’s an idiot who thinks a 10-year-old will have a good opinion on this, or he was asking her because he’s an adult and she’s a child and he thought she might have wanted to be treated like a mature person being asked an important question by a grown-up.

Kellyanne: “Who taught you to sell yourself out for money and attention?”

So not to go completely off topic but... just love how in Claudia’s interview she points out how awful Katy Perry is as well.