Except it’s not a child or even his really until it’s born.

Pays you 50% more or less than the previous job? More, I hope!

Why does it look so dry and fluffy?

*takes a seat beside you*

I vacuum and wash the floors a lot and my dog’s paws are washed as soon as he comes in. I offer clean, washable slippers and somewhere to sit while you remove your shoes. Take your damn shoes off.

Pro-choice not pro-abortion, please.

OK Ellen.

There are?!?! jfc

Actor’s Equity insurance is really good. Even so... #MedicareForAll

I think with elastics behind the ear it wouldn’t be too difficult to cut short hair. My guess is that the majority of people who go to salons have longer hair than ear-trim-around-length.

Cruel, anachronistic bullshit. Someone should dress up in a groundhog costume instead.

I have to agree with him, it is a huge (yuge) issue. That and money in politics, from which all evil flows.

That poor fucking dog.

ARE YOU FUKEN KIDDING ME?!?!

Possibly. (I don’t know who she is.) But she was nominated for a Grammy so I’m assuming that balances out not being famous enough.

We bought tweens in a homeless shelter outfits from their wish list. It felt so good. Merry Christmas!

Dinosaurs=tRump/Republicans?

Also, it’s illegal (and shitty) to hold a parking spot in NYC.

All of the above, every week. Hand towels and kitchen towels, dish rags every couple of days. I line dry what I can but I can’t line dry much.

It all depends on what you do in your day to day life. I’d recommend avoiding crosstown commutes (east-west & reverse), for one. This is the best website to search for a home. Congrats and good luck!