You mean this one?

If you spent part of your early twenties sharing space with this IKEA rug, say ‘aye.’

My in-laws are bff with Maye and I’ve met her and her daughter on a few occasions. She was reserved but, like you said super nice. Even though they’ve been close friends with Maye for years, I think my inlaws have only met Elon once or twice in that span because he is really nose to the grindstone.

I have run into her while waiting in line for the ladies room, she was snarking at the ladies who were taking too long. She is hilarious. I don’t know about her son but something tells me he needs to up the wit of his lady friends he brings home.

I’m in love with his yarmulke matching her dress. A++ elderly couple cuteness.

a) their kid hadn’t even been born when they got rid of the cat, and b) the kid was already born when they got the chihuahua they abandoned. If the kid were really allergic, they wouldn’t have gotten it in the first place. Are you really that gullible?

I used to work occasionally with his mom and she is stunning and super nice. She is a dietitian so I had a whole conversation with her about how my son poops after drinking milk and she was helping me figure out if it was a milk allergy or lactose intolerance. Then I found out later who her son is. Wasted an…

Poor Elon.

Oh Hill, I miss your sweet face.

Nah- divorce is way better than a shitty marriage and constant, never ending resentment. More divorces, more (marginally) happier people!

I actually still like Jennifer Lawrence (never got into the backlash), but she does appear to have a pattern of on-set hookups.

I wonder if she grew tired of his Trumpism

So I have this pet theory that one day in the nit too distant future, Chris Pratt is going to be widely loathed. I don’t have much evidence of this, but here’s what I think: I think his politics lean sharply to the right and he has a tendency to say dumb things. One day he’s going to say the wrong dumb thing and…

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

They both lost me after the pet situation, so I will just feel for their son. I still have a wee bit more compassion for Faris because of the growing power imbalance that they must have faced and because Pratt is a religious zealot on top of it.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

My general rule is that if a couple is always posting public statements about how much they love each other and how happy they are that they are just hiding some dark shit from us and probably from themselves as well.

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*