It’s been a pretty garbage week so far (I’m saying that a lot lately) but I literally laughed so loud at this that I scared all six cats out of my living room.

Jaden’s secondary lawsuit is with the “Just”ice department.

The real question here is whether there will be a character that wears glasses with flip down shades.

I miss Kara

Kara going all Hollywood on us:

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

Lawyer here. God yes! Fucking read the contract!!

Fuck these people.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

We really sped through the ‘90s renaissance and are now on to the ‘00s. I wonder if J.Lo still has this iconic velour look in her closet.

Funny, I never notice his clothes. I do notice their absence, however.

Yeah, I remember that phase of hers. Blonde bob, skinny leather chokers, flannel shirts, daisies everywhere... And sperm-shaped eyebrows. The 90's were a difficult time.

I’m as gay as a woman can be. All those people who’ve told me I just haven’t found the right man were right. Unfortunately, it’s Jason Mamoa so I’m gonna keep on lesbianing. But, damn is Lisa Bonet one lucky lady. ( she’s not so bad herself )

I hold Drew Barrymore personally responsible for the current state of my eyebrows, as do many Gen Xers. The fact that her eyebrows grew back does not endear her to me.

Right? But there were doctors and NGO’s on hand, so no worries!

Ok so they told these children “We’re going to pretend to give you money and you’re going to pretend to be sad when we take it away. If you do a really good job pretending then we’re going to cast you in this movie and then actually give you lots of money but if you do a bad job at pretending then the opportunity to…

The casting story kind of perfectly encapsulates the worst assumptions about Angelina Jolie’s global humanitarianism, and her response to the criticism doesn’t help matters.

50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.