Note to the White House.

Girrrllll I basically became a US citizen because of her and Barack. When I first came to this country I thought yeah this country has a lot of career opportunities but I can do a lot of good back home...then Obama won and I was enamored with the US and like an idiot believed that the US is the future and I want to be…

The Obamas were too good for America. Could you imagine them complaining about this just once let alone every day which is what the Toddler in Chief does now? And they had real reasons to complain! It’s nice to know that despite the racism and sexism she faced, Michelle still has a positive outlook on the people in…

We failed this wonderful couple of civil servants so much. Maybe someday we’ll be able to make up for it.

And when they say that “they had to endure 8 years of Obama,” I always ask them to be specific about WHAT the Obamas did to them... because it usually boils down to the complainer not liking the Obamas for (ahem) SOME mysterious reason.

Michelle Obama is simply too good for this country.

We didn’t deserve you, and I apologize for the assholes who hurt your feelings and for those who hurt your daughter’s feelings.

Trump (and his supporters) complaining about the criticism and “bullying” directed their way is like in Mean Girls when Regina George tries to claim that she’s the REAL victim here.

You’ll have your answer when Kamala Harris runs in three years.

We’re all sad.

When the organization’s CEO and President Lauren Casteel asked about the negative effects of becoming the first black First Lady, Obama pointed to the racism she experienced, alluding to being compared to an ape, among other offenses.

The Obamas faced so much racism. Poor Mchelle had to face so much racism and sexism. It was awful. That’s why I sideeye when people complain about what Trump has had to face. He even engaged in harassing Obama with his birthism. Even now, he blames Obama for stuff he caused to himself.

That entire last paragraph. I’m totally not crying at my desk right now.

Her grace, intellect, and beauty make this unending travesty of a current administration all the more painful.

She’s this country’s real life version of Wonder Woman.

‘member when people claimed that America was now “post-racial” because they elected a Black Man for High Office.

Pictures of the crowd during the frenzy show a considerable amount of boys and adults sitting while their fellow scouts looked like brown shirts worshiping their furor. So at least there’s that. But seriously, this is a comparison to Hitler that rings so true. The Trumpian youth.

That’s what I tell to my unicorn everyday because he gets so scared.

Godspeed, celebrity child.

Does this dinner also come with a time machine trip to when Leo was still hot, tho.