My mother sometimes gets them inside her nose. If it’s a mucous membrane, it can get a cold sore.

If you KNOW you have an STI, and you don’t disclose that to your partners, then FUCK YOU. I’d sue, too. Doesn’t matter how serious the disease is or how treatable.

“CNN reports that an employee called law enforcement officers after a man from the truck requested water on a day that reached 100-degrees.”

Everyone still remembers the “there were three of us in the marriage” line, where she openly revealed Charles was an adulterer.

Before the internet, women didn’t have a whole lot of exposure to other women who publicly aired their unhappiness in their marriages and relationships. At a certain point, Princess Diana revealed it all, including her misery with Charles and eating disorders. That is not a small thing and she should be given credit.…

...are you asking what’s the deal?

I’m trying to remember if TBS is that station where I’ve started watching a movie then given up because I curse that that’s the seventh commercial in a row, and they are showing more of them the farther into the movie you get.

“...it’s not just because you’ve become accustomed to ad-free Netflix.”

Somewhat unrelated, but we are now getting to the age where younger people don’t remember 9/11, and I’m finding it so weird. September 11th literally changed the direction of my entire life (I’m 31), and when just-out-of-college co-workers look at me like I’m a dinosaur when I say I was in Iraq, I can’t get my head…

It looks nothing like Beyoncé. The complexion is the least of its problems

R.I.P. Mariah Ora, we barely knew ya.

In related news: Madame Tussaud’s announce they will be releasing a fabulous new Shakira waxwork tomorrow.

Yesterday I came across some communication among youths who were discussing the Bella Thorne post. I smiled to myself and said “I know who this person is thanks to Bobby Finger.”

I got one of those for this summer. I call it my Goth Tent.

I don’t need an Allen wrench for this one?

Having just returned from the beach, umbrellas are fine if you’re by yourself or don’t care if your feet get sunburned.

Or maybe it was an EU version of “Impractical Jokers”. I can hear Merkel cackling into the earpiece, “Keep holding his hand! Don’t let it go - even if he tries! Now look into his eyes like you like him!”

The vibe I got off that whole trip to Paris thing was that Macron doing some sort of “Dinner for Schmucks” dare with the rest of the EU leadership.

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

The most coherent bits of the entire interview?