Unbelievable. How did this family become President? It’s like each day they are more stupid than the last.

My reaction to the...amazing...Don Jr. news today can be summed up with this:

Claire, Rule No. 1 of marriage is always blame your spouse.

Such offices are far too small to contain the Rock.

He has electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.

Look, there’s a couple of very good points in Mr. Johnson’s favor we have to consider:

I fail to see how that’s conservative. He’s demonstrating empathy and common sense, something no true conservative has ever done

...did this country learn nothing from assuming famous TV personalities are qualified to be president?

At least he we know he will be “fit” to be President and not just be resting on his fat ass all day watching TV.

They could use Rami Malek. He’s cast to play (and sing!) as Freddie Mercury. Also he is charming as fuck, and if he showed up outside my window on a flying carpet I would run away with him in a heartbeat.

JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH WITH FLUORIDE LIKE YOUR DENTIST TOLD YOU TO. It is critical for maintaining oral health. Unless you’re mainlining it, there is absolutely zero reason to fear any detrimental health effects from it.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

He looks like he sharted and is wondering how long it’ll be before someone notices.

The funny thing is that these are pictures he released himself meaning he thought he looked good in them.

Here’s one more.

Ah yes, Brandless(tm), the distinctive brand focused on not being a brand.

The water contains fluoride in most municipalities and it’s because of a public health initiative to improve oral health, akin to adding iodine to table salt. This does not negate using fluoride in your toothpaste. But let me know how your Tom’s toothpaste and oil pulling turned out in 20 years

Unless you have an allergy or health condition that prevents you from using fluoride, don’t use fluoride-free toothpaste. Love your teeth people and let them love you back.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

Mr. Brooks is almost as embarrassing as the president. Almost. And someone needs to send that condescending jerk this link.