At least one one broke a leg yet.

My mother is a domestic abuser and I have no doubt that she doesn’t abuse her current husband or stepkids in the way that she abused my family. Abusers are selective about how they abuse. I think a real and genuine apology and change of behaviour is the key and that’s a tough one to determine.

It annoys me they held back on supporting Amber until they had a beef with Depp. Money rules the world.

WHEN can we finally cancel Johnny Depp? Coke bloated, woman abusing, Peanuts background character looking motherfucker. CANCEL THAT SHIT.

“I hope she and Elon Mysk have a great relationship and a happy life.”

I hope they recast the part. They recast Dumbledore because they had to, they can recast this role too.

Would that make him a reformon?

All of Depps people covering up for him are guilty too.

Oh they’re corroborating the story now that money is involved? No cookies to them. Heard has already been dragged through the media and this news won’t make a dent for any one that already thinks she’s a liar because now they’ll just think that his management is just saying it because they want his money *rolls eyes

While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

I think so. That’s why I had to read the instagram twice because I thought the shade was the non-married one posting the married one’s wedding photo on his account as a shady comment on the marriage.

OK but is Josh quoting Ms. Jackson in that photo shading his new wife?

Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

I hate everyone!!

Swear to god his voice is seriously my personal Tesla earthquake machine. It resonates at the exact frequency of my heart and threatens to fuck my shit up, and I love it.

Look, I’m not normally one to support women fighting over a dude (especially not when it’s Colin Jost) but oh my god do I want to see Leslie Jones and Scarlett Johanssen fight each other.

Man, Leslie deserves some happiness after all the shit she’s been through. I hope her man treats her like royalty.

This isn’t surprising. However, what is surprising is the logic behind the idea that someone would give a woman a pill that is known to react badly with alcohol then give her alcohol but this crime wasn’t premeditated.