wow! No wonder they can gulp down for the way they do!

my dog looooooves eating his poop and we can't get him to stop consistently for long periods of time. We tried a bunch of stuff ( including these hot pepper treats but he just loved eating his poop even more! He'd run into the house all jazzed up with hot pepper shit breath) but I never heard of trying MSG before.…

I had the same thought. They almost look like a couple that was cast in a movie to be perfect height for each other.

I bought a copy of 1989.

Oh Jamie Dornan, you're such a delight. Why do bad things happen to good people?

I've definitely used tweezers on occasion to "even out" the damage I've done with my fingers.

Oh man I worry every time that this will be the time they don't grow back!

yeah, I belive it includes Any sort or hair pulling.

YAY FOR YOU!!! You will be my inspiration.

My go-to lie is allergies made me do it. My eyes were just so itchy, you see, I rubbed them until all my lashes fell out. I've also blamed nameless "eye infections."

There is absolute nothing as satisfying as pulling out my eyelashes. Ah, the little popping sound of the hair coming out, the bounce-back of my eyelid. And when my eyelashes are gone (and I have to "draw" in a line with eye pencil so I don't look naked), I move on to my eyebrows. Not as satisfying, but soon enough…

Never fear, everyone! Other commenters have solved the mystery: he is reminding me of Spike from Buffy. Here's our side-by-side comparison (close enough, no?):

OMG LOOK AT JAMES MARSTERS (SPIKE) HOW HE LOOKS NOW COMPARED TO RAND PAUL! Everything has been explained!

at first I though it was the one rolled up sleeve, then I thought maybe just the white t-shirt in general, but another commenter mentioned that his hair kinda makes him look like a non-blond, old version of Spike from Buffy (and I was a big Spike fan), so yeah, I agree with you: it's the hair.

HOLY SHIT!!!!! You've cracked this mystery!!!!! He's Old Spike! What a relief! Bless you!

You're right. I think it's the shirt and the sleeve rolled up. The shirt looks like really thick cotton and for some reason that's really appealing.

Pass along my thanks! :)

I think I like this comment so much because it's like medical advice and you're probably more board-certified to give this advice than Rand Paul is.

Ugh, shhh-ing the reporter. That made me so angry.... so angry that i'd like to shhh HIM up by grabbing him by the hair and putting his face in my crotch.

Imagine an inappropriate crush pooping? This is the GREATEST IDEA I've EVER heard to get over an inappropriate crush!