Good God, what is it? The rolled up sleeve? The old man arm? The messy hair? I'm so glad you and I can be ashamed together.

Yeah, but he looks strangely hot in this picture. Like, hate-fuck worthy. Why?! What's wrong with me?! Or is it just that vaccination is attractive?

I'm convinced he's a sociopath. There's nothing behind his eyes.. Even when he's himself, it feels like he's acting. So it's like he is only acting how he thinks normal people act.

Fun story: my biological dad married his second something-or-other cousin, who had some relative who had killed someone with an axe and was in prison with Manson. They apparently would pass notes to each other and were besties. (Obv the cousin marriage angle isn't necessary to this story, but it adds some flavor,…

Vanity Fair's like, "It's cool; I have a black friend"

Left Shark. In costume. I like a shark that doesn't play by the rules of backup dancing choreography.

is there another kind of non-paraben preservative system in there? Look for tetrasodim EDTA / Phenoxyethanol combonation or glyceryl monocaprylate / glyceryl monoundecylenate combo. If there is, you can keep it! :)

Love you and will miss you, Burt. You always made me smile on even my shittiest of days.

"Make love"?! "Morning wood"?! I cringe. No, no, no. Ew, Mario Batali.

I wish I could give you more than one star for this!

I have only this to contribute: their eye makeup remover is the best.

Yes! Thank you! Co-signed a million times, esp as a small business owner, of a body care company. Preservatives are wonderful and necessary in water-based products. Vitamin E is not a preservative against bacteria but rather a shelf-life lengthener of sorts (protects against oxidization) (ditto with rosemary extract).…

I have a small handmade soap and body care business on the side. I make paraben free lotion because people request it, but honestly, it's not worth the hype. The non-paraben preservatives have their own issues, too. But I figure, people aren't freaking out about those yet so might as well give them a go. The main…

Right?! It's like they're saying, "We just fucked and it was amazing and aren't you jealous and we're gonna do it again, want to join us?"

I miss you already, Burt. ... Cheers to you and everything in your future. ... Until Sunday, and then the great interwebs beyond...

it's not a mystery at all who the killer is. You know the whole time it's him. Not a spoiler!

This one will straight up make you die from cuteness.

Yay! Im so glad you are watching it and enjoying it! So many complicated feels about Dornan in that role, right? Every-other scene I actually find myself rooting for him a lot of times; then I'm rooting for Stella in her scenes. It's just the tension, I guess. It's so weird and it's so good.

I believe the first appearance of these pics were here:

And also...