Uh, no.

Did you learn that from Parks and Rec, too?!

This is really easy for me to believe since I've never had sex...the Amish are probably having better sex than me.

I mistook the title as "in Video Games" and imagined someone driving a truck full of stolen video games to Gamestop and getting a measly $316 in store credit for it.

Classic Gawker title. Technically correct, but still gives the wrong impression.

Impressive.

Shenmue 3 is pink goop.

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

This sounded nearly like the album, so I'm just going to assume those who thought it was bad are not on (surf)boart the yonce train?

Goddamn that was a great performance!

My conspiracy theory is that Steam has become self-aware and is testing its limitations.

You lost me at "kiss you on the vagina"...

Ain't she supposed to be married to Jesus? The baby better be his.

That gif probably resembles Erin's reaction after reading these comments...

Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?

That was too much man. The intro is totally of base but "cunt" isn't called for.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.

Other than the face, it pretty much looks like the PC version.