Exactly what I was thinking.

Ask the people who bought the iphone 5c.

You’re such a Perd-vert.

I was hoping he was some kind of cheeseburger eating champion on the down-low.

“I’m a performer and I know human behavior. When it comes to that sort of stuff I let other people deal with that. I do what I’m good at, that’s what I focus on.”

Remember when she had a gold tooth for some weird reason?

I live in Saint Paul and I found one Wii Fit Trainer at the Apple Valley target on Wednesday. It was the last one in stock, like seriously all the fucking stars aligned and a unicorn shat out a rainbow and I was able to buy it.

I agree with all the Voyager episodes listed. Timeless and Equinox being two of my very favorite. Another favorite is Relativity. Where Seven has to go through different periods in time to stop someone from sabotaging Voyager. It's probably my favorite episode that really focuses on Seven.

since moving in with my girlfriend (4 months ago) I have masturbated a total of one time. She wants to do it everyday (more than once sometimes). There was one time she did nothing but tease and then said she was going to bed. I was pretty mad.

I'm a half white half native female. I'm assuming that puts my life expectancy to that of a black male.

False; the couple that shit-talks the neighbors together stays together.

This isn't photoshopped though..

I don't think I said why loud enough and enough times. Seriously is this a thing guys do? No other woman has ever been like "let me jokingly shove my hand up your cooch". no no no no.

I always expect Internet vagina, always.

Wow you are such a delight.

I am really surprised by the popular of this soundtrack. The movie was great and so are her vocals just surprised a Disney Princess movie is that popular.

Dunn Bros is really where it's at which isn't to say Caribou isn't also great.

God I love Flawless.

I got this game recently in a Humble Bundle as was actually bored with it. I just don't understand the appeal.