Ask the people who bought the iphone 5c.

You’re such a Perd-vert.

I was hoping he was some kind of cheeseburger eating champion on the down-low.

“I’m a performer and I know human behavior. When it comes to that sort of stuff I let other people deal with that. I do what I’m good at, that’s what I focus on.”

Remember when she had a gold tooth for some weird reason?

I live in Saint Paul and I found one Wii Fit Trainer at the Apple Valley target on Wednesday. It was the last one in stock, like seriously all the fucking stars aligned and a unicorn shat out a rainbow and I was able to buy it.

since moving in with my girlfriend (4 months ago) I have masturbated a total of one time. She wants to do it everyday (more than once sometimes). There was one time she did nothing but tease and then said she was going to bed. I was pretty mad.

False; the couple that shit-talks the neighbors together stays together.

This isn't photoshopped though..

I always expect Internet vagina, always.

I am really surprised by the popular of this soundtrack. The movie was great and so are her vocals just surprised a Disney Princess movie is that popular.

God I love Flawless.

The Goldeneye source mod is the only mod I have ever played. It's quite incredible.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/goldeneye…

You forgot to add "and Blizzard"

I would really only be on board with this if it had Android OS.

Guys I don't have a dog but I do have a cat...I'm still cool right?

You should play Mirror's Edge with one of those full body peripherals, you would get such a workout.

This is actually the first time I am ever seeing this gif. hmm.

The first Amnesia scared the shit out of me, many times.