Shenmue 3 is pink goop.

And do they know...love?

Really? The fact that Barneys serves high end clientele does not take away from the fact that this photo shoot is incredibly progressive and inclusive of a group of people who are constantly marginalized and the target of prejudice and assault.

Her dream was to join the Jackson family. Ease off!

This isn't half as frightening as the Bieberonic plague that's overwhelming the country right now.

This gif is always relevant.

This sounded nearly like the album, so I'm just going to assume those who thought it was bad are not on (surf)boart the yonce train?

Goddamn that was a great performance!

Sadly, many polar bear cubs grow up to become coke addicts, often giving strangers snow jobs in exchange for money for their next fix...

The special dish in Existenz. One of the most disturbing scenes I remember ever seeing and it was the moment that proved the movie was completely batshit bonkers.

I was hoping it would be a map to an original copy of the constitution.

My conspiracy theory is that Steam has become self-aware and is testing its limitations.

You lost me at "kiss you on the vagina"...

Subject: Bird//

That gif probably resembles Erin's reaction after reading these comments...

Ever seen a blog post about a weird sex toy designed to simulate the feeling of a vagina and thought, what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?

That was too much man. The intro is totally of base but "cunt" isn't called for.

Why are we empowered when we buy a vibrator, but a man who buys a fleshlight is a 'lonely fuck'?

" what kind of a lonely fuck would use one of those?"Jesus. That's a bit harsh. I'm surprised at you Jezebel as you are usually very pro masturbation and against shaming people for pleasing their bodies.