Other than the face, it pretty much looks like the PC version.

Pro tips:

1. No sleepovers. There are times when it works (really drunk late-night sex!), but otherwise, pull up your drawers and be on your merry way. Or send him on his. If you're the type who feel weird after casual sex, trust me: you'll feel less weird about it when there's no sleepover. There's less time for…

Yay! So funny!

David Carradine would approve.

Ringo Starr has a cameo in the Powerpuff Girls' new special as a "flamboyant mathematician" named... FIBONACCI SEQUINS.

This face is the greatest reaction I can imagine. I really wish I could have heard his thoughts at this moment in time. "What do we do? Do we ignore it? Do we leave? This is so uncomfortable. I just wanted to watch the game. Uch, drunk people."

You mad

It's not in before, it's inb4. Jesus.

No one speaks to His Majesty that way, console peasant.

Oh Gabe, this was your best opportunity to drop the HL3 bomb. "Well, we have Half Life 3." Drop the mic, then disappear and announce six months later that the game has been delayed with no firm release date on the horizon.

Unfortunately, this particular version of the Virtual Vision Sport was found to cause uncontrolled chin growth in its wearers.

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Saying Tebow is a replacement level QB is a gross exaggeration of his abilities in the NFL. Kluwe is THE greatest punter in franchise history... Tebow is the beneficiary of a horrifically blow coverage in a playoff game.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Q: How do you tell if your bucket is sick?

I know that when I'm looking for sturdy products for home renovations, I want a bucket that looks good next to a model in skinny jeans.

Guess they can cross that one off their bucket list...

I always wondered why the beautiful Nikki Cox felt compelled to get all that unnecessary plastic surgery. I think I finally got my answer.