Wow, Someone who is THIS casual has a job working for Kotaku trying to tell us about games? I have over 311 hours on ONE game. I've racked up thousands of hours this year. Please, just go get a job at starbucks, you look like you'd fit right in.

Does 2 hrs on Fire Emblem even count as playing it?

long-winded post about nothing but self-indulgent narcissism.

I don't have anything against breeders or IV raisers, I just like to play with Pokemon that look cool or have good move sets. I like to play Pokémon casually, and guess that's all I wanted to say...

I couldn't care less about "perfect natures" or IVs or whatever dream world traits or jargon is going on...

He's a little young but you can't forget John Slattery!

Needs moar duck face.

How could you forget Mark Harmon?

Maybe Jessica likes to curl up on the couch in a Snuggie and eat her night cheese rather than schmooze. It's a valid lifestyle choice!

Forever alone...

Given the way penguins store food and hold eggs on their feet, can they just act as their own U-hauls after the second date?

Jewish lesbian penguins?

Just want to say fuck the haters LA Noire was a magnificent game, and I wish there were more like it.

She knew English. She just didn't want to talk to you.

And the video is being shot by Terry Richardson. Nobody betta say shit about her being a feminist. No ma'am. She is not.

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.