From the linked article, they expect him to recover full functionality of the hand. Amazing.

Yep. That is exactly how fast a helicopter would have to load Christmas trees to justify the expense of using a helicopter to load Christmas trees.

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

You've gotta admit, Janeway was a pretty damn good Captain. Kirk and Picard get all the glory, but Janeway had the toughest voyage and she held it together like a champ. Probably why she got promoted to Admiral before Picard.

Warner Bros refuses to introduce Wonder Woman in her own feature film and pry-bar her into a Superman Batman movie?

But that doesn't excuse his haircut.

I think that's called alcohol.

Go fuck yourself, Bismarck.

I'm sorry this comedian makes you so unhappy that you had to read the article, watch the videos and then comment on them.

His co-anchor gets all the internet points for keeping a straight face.

Just to clarify for some people. This is NOT America.

You sure you aren't from Canada?

Few men have made as huge an impact on our collective idea of badassery as Bruce Lee, Happy Birthday to the Dragon!!

You'll forever regret admitting that

1. why does Taylor Swift pretend to be starstruck at every awards show

I know what he'll be thinking next year...